"I didn't say it was 'good'; I said I liked it."

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yeag.

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Word for fucking word

entering this great new phase of my life where, when someone treats me like shit, instead of going "oh man I guess I'm a piece of shit" I can whole-heartedly go "christ alive, what is wrong with you? you can't treat people like that" and it may sound simple but it took a long time to get here and there's no fucking way I'm going back

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

if i had a billion dollars for every time i enjoyed a merlin trial i would be completely broke.

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

free healthcare should include teeth actually

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she