Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun

there’s a weird tendency on here for people to be like “oh jeanharry were only partnered for 2-5 years and he only started getting bad 4 months ago, so jean has no right to complain!!”, and I feel like you guys are severely underestimating how long that is

also this might be an unpopular opinion, but i think MOST people are actually completely able to "consume" a piece of a media without anaylzing it through a shipping lense, but i just think they than aren't likely to be posting that analysis on archiveofourown. i think for the most people what's happening is that people are like. going on fandom websites and communities and getting really annoyed they're seeing too much yaoi or whatever, and it's like there's alot of fast food at mcdonalds too, i'm sure the people eating there don't have anything else going on in there lives either

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

its still darkly amusing to me that disco elysium hired a bunch of lefty podcasters to do voice acting for the original cut of the game and many of them are confirmed evil now (one is a literal nazi) and they also made the fascist merc you shoot in the face or set on fire look exactly like peter daou bc he was the shitlib clintonite nemesis of that type of podcaster, and peter daou had a change of heart and became like a socdem or something and isn't as annoying/evil of a person as the podcasters

I think the funniest thing about JV is that he seems completely oblivious to how self absorbed he is, like. Saying that the only reason Trant has remained on the task force is because JV is forcing him, as if Trant isn’t also a divorcee and recovering addict who talks abt Harry’s condition w a lot of thoughtfulness and insight. Calling Judit an “extremely patient patrol officer” to imply that it’s Harry who’s exhausting her patience, meanwhile Judit (who is ALSO a divorcee) is wearily telling JV to stop being a dick and embarrassing her. Complaining abt his clinical depression in the same breath that he says Harry’s faking his amnesia. It’s so fucking funny. He’s so lucky that Harry chased him off because if he was the player’s partner instead of Kim you just know the game would clown him so much worse. He would say smth about being clinically depressed and all the Martinaise residents would be like yeah yeah the horrors we’ve all seen them. If he ever talked to Cindy I think he would suffer fatal morale damage within five minutes.

Hi my name is Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois and I was born during the war (that’s how i got my name) and i have long salt and pepper hair that reaches up to my shoulders and icy green eyes like The Pale and a lot of people tell me I look like Kras Mazov (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Guillaume Le Million but I wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’ve done meth but my teeth are straight and white. I have red alcohol poisoned skin. I’m also a cop, and I work for a militia called the RCM in Revachol where I’m a detective (I’m 44). I’m a Disco Cop (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear a horrific necktie. I love dumpster diving and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing an insane mesh top with a purple bow tie and a green disco blazer and gold flare-cut pants, green snakeskin shoes and oversized superstar sunglasses. I had a moustache and mutton chops. I was walking outside the Whirling-in-rags. Garte the cafeteria manager stared at me. I put up my finger pistols at him.

"jean is just some white cop" You are going to be sorely disappointed when you learn who you play as in disco elysium