HEV MK.IV'S NUMBER ONE FAN

i do like sensitive young men i just couldn't eat a whole one unless i was really hungry

I am just watching this on repeat that is WONDERFUL

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

Wait hang on pause I glossed over it before but dhawan!master was on earth for seventy seven straight years? He saw his own run as prime minister. Wh

#....hang on does this mean he lived through The Year That Never Was too#he Knows he's not going to remember it#that doesn't make him feel any better when martha shows up going 'hey let me tell you about the one amazing guy who's going to save us all'#he ends up accidentally giving martha an impassioned speech about how she's the one actually fighting to make things better for everyone#while that bitch the doctor does nothing at all#also he's Never going to give martha the attention and admiration she deserves!! no he's not projecting. shut up.#you know what what if he just kills himself and then doesn't have to live through the rest of the shitty fucking Saxon Year (x)

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette