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omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i dont want to alarm the deltarune fandom but ive gotten some news from toby fox. kris: a lesbian. noelle: a lesbian. susie: a lesbian. ralsei: a lesbian. and sans... a lesbian

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

Eridians dont know about time relativity and people are NOT talking about it enough imagine sending a person on a dangerous mission like 70 years ago and when they finally come back and they look like they only aged 10 of those years and tell you "oh yeah time just works different there" when you have no concept of that that is INSANE rocky explaining radiation to eridian scientists (already insane concept) and going "oh yeah btw time works differently in space" "what" "time works differently in space. what we thought would be a 16 years trip was only a 4 year trip for me, the solarians call it something like time-depending-of-position-in-space, is pretty trippy" "....WHAT"

during my dissertation proposal hearing one of my advisors said "I think you might have been too harsh in your criticism of this theory" and I genuinely, innocently asked "what makes you say that?" and he said "well on page 27 you used the phrase 'should be consigned wholesale to the dustbin of history'" and I was like oh. yeah I guess I did that. fair

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

Very funny how absolutely no one seems to have predicted that 600,000 concurrent users could crash a website built of sticks and Elmer’s glue

@mythichurdle857

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

shoutout to posts that contain nothing but sweeping generalization but are also really obviously about one specific thing in particular that happened to op

everytime i refer to myself as “we” i think i hear an angelic choir sing

like. this is purely a brain disconnect thing i think. i know i am not a system so its just this one guy in here. HOWEVER i do feel like there are more than one person within me BUT its not a system thing Because i am not dissociating At All. its just my brain freaking out about my identity i think

ive been thinking about it and i think theres something wrong with my brain (duh) but . it's we. its me and the other part of me. i use we when talking to myself n stuff. its me and the kitty. so 100% not a system thing

So, Turns Out It Was A System Thing

instead of fortnite, they'd call it fivenite if there were freddies there

im hanging on by a thread, the thing im hanging over on this thread is a bottomless pit. if i drop, i never hit the bottom, you understand me? let me have this

what if they called it sixnite would they have to made another fnaf game then? six nights at freddies?