HEV MK.IV'S NUMBER ONE FAN

i have so many thoughts about the flowery ralsei dynamic that i do not know how to articulate yet because i love it so much but it's so funny that they have this almost mentor mentee relationship where the lessons are delivered primarily through rage baiting ralsei until they articulate every repressed feeling they've been hiding since chapter one. it's like gerson being exceedingly kind to susie cause he knew she needed encouragement but it's flowery realising ralsei needs a rage room and can't have one so he gives ralsei the best alternative instead

You've never seen anyone play Slay the Spire like *me* before. *picks both the runic pyramid and power through*.

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

you don't have to be scared of your suicidal friends. you don't have to be scared of your psychotic or delusional friends. you don't have to call the police every time someone says they feel like they want to die. you can say things like, "that sounds really hard" and "I'm going to bring you some food and you can tell me more about it"

You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was ❤️

desperately breaking into the hot car parked directly in the sun with a baby on board sticker to rescue the invisible baby

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

its weird hyperfixating on a show thats over 60 years old old. its older than my parents. im named after a character. people know what im referencing. i was talkign w my friend while on a school trip about how the master should have eaten the doctor homoerotically in eot and one of the teachers knew what i was talking about. there are multiple sections dedicated to in the nerd shop i go to. the 1st fanfics are more than double my age.