HEV MK.IV'S NUMBER ONE FAN

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"

"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that

to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

I don’t think he’d give a shit either way. We could chat about Jane Austen, I suppose.

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

Reminder that there are transfem Nonbinary people, not all of us are transmasc or afab

Reposting this because I saw a joke post saying that you see less nonbinary people because they all are trans men now, and like, there is a very large portion of nb people who very much don't want to be men, and that just annoyed me

.for me the number one is beaming raw thought/idea to someone because it makes communication WAY easier especially if you forget a word

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

Not such an artist myself, but just putting this out to help anyone who might like it.

reblogging the flesh cloud in case I need it later (spoiler alert I will, and this is much better than the crappy one I made myself that’s just sitting around in ibispaint.)

I can now draw human OCs correctly /sily

ITS THE FLESH CLOUD ?????

it’s the flesh cloud!!!!! we all love the flesh cloud around here :DDD

FLESH CLOUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRAISE BE THE FLESH CLOUD!!! ✨

ALL HAIL THE FLESH CLOUD!!!

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i feel like "man massively cuts foreign aid spending, resulting in hundreds of thousands fewer lives saved, is he a mass murderer?" is kind of an interesting thought experiment. but its really really bad it happened in real life. in real life its just very simply one of the worst things you could do in your life