Law and Boreder Than I've Ever Been

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

genuine question: why does the epilepsy warning at the beginning of Severance look like a deep fried jpeg from 2001

Update, the final episode of the first season, the one with by far the most strobing and flickering so far, did NOT contain the epilepsy warning.

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!