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I remembered the hand size difference today after looking at twtichcon photos again. Do you think infume could pin both of hax's hands above his head with only one of his own hands. This could happen in hfhvau where infume intends to lecture frostbite only to find that frostbites focus is on that instead
Well, at least he gets with hax at the end of that one. Now imagine an x reader where he does end up with the reader, you. And that might just be your 14th reason
Infume is watching tiktoks in queue, like how Hax watched yt shorts in queue. He's spending extra time on the general trivia ones, just like Hax. It's good to see them on the same wavelength but of course it's brainrot... then again, it wouldn't be haxfume without the brainrot
Noooo Anon you are so right, they match each other's freak. The freak in this case unfortunately being brainrot
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The Discord video call glowed on your screen. There he was: Infume, your beautiful, handsome, accounting major boyfriend. He was currently live on Twitch, crushing his Ranked leaderboard matches with frictionless (fic title drop!!!!!!!!) efficiency, but his grey-blue eyes were fixed entirely on you. You were on a romantic virtual date.
"You're doing so well, Infume-senpai," you sighed dreamily into your microphone, twirling a strand of your hair.
Infume instantly blushed, pulling his oversized hoodie down over his eyes. He let out a soft, giggly, unhurried snort that vibrated warmly through your earbuds. "Shut up, Y/N," he chuckled gently, his voice dripping with pure, unadulterated affection. "I only lock in like this because you're watching me. You're my ultimate anchor."
You gasped, your heart fluttering. It was perfect. Nothing could ruin this exquisite love that made your heart feel like you executed a perfect 2+2—
Ping.
A message flashed globally in his Twitch chat. It was a username you both knew too well.
hackingnoises: infume. infume listen to me.
hackingnoises: if 67 pigeons with human intelligence flew into your room RIGHT NOW could you take them in a fight? think carefully
Infume froze. His mouse dropped. He completely whiffed a zero cycle setup, letting the Ender Dragon fly away unhindered. He didn't even care. His eyes widened as he stared at the chat.
hackingnoises: also i am deeply, passionately in love with you. let's log a successful marriage by telling redlime to change our shared rank #1 badges to "just married" badges
Infume gasped, his hand flying to his mouth as his grey-blue eyes began to well with emotional, competitive tears. He looked back at your video feed, his mouth twitching with sudden, overwhelming grief.
"I'm so sorry, Y/N," Infume sputtered frantically, his voice jumping an entire octave as he scrambled to end stream and pack up his setup. "He's right. And... his gameplay is just too good. I have to go to the UK right now."
"But Infume-senpai!" you cried out.
"A deal is a deal!" Infume shouted, aggressively closing his Minecraft client and slamming the 'End Stream' button. "Goodnight, Y/N! Hax, I'm joining your VC!"
The screen cut to black, leaving you entirely abandoned, and you finally realized that you just got relationship-gapped by the guy who watched Youtube Shorts in queue.
im joining in on the fun now, imagine infume doesn't, actually explain anything and later just goes up to hax like
infume, sounding the most horrified he's ever been: hax i think hbg might be homophobic
hax: yo, what the fuck? so what the fuck is soog then?
kdfhsşdkhgshdgishadfa thank you for joining in on the fun :D
@amberwaddle wrote some more, a continuation to this one (also wanted me to share this note "i swear im writing the fic")
"Hax," Infume choked out, his voice a tight, frantic whisper as he urgently tapped Hax on the shoulder. "Hax, look at this. I think—dude, I think HBG might be homophobic."
Hax, who had just finished neatly zipping his keyboard case, stopped and looked up. "What? Why would you think that?"
"Look at the group chat!" Infume hissed, shoving his phone into Hax’s face. "Danny and Fein are literally trying to set me up on a matchmaking tournament. They're acting like I'm single. After everything we've done this weekend? It doesn't make sense unless they’re purposely ignoring you. Like—like they're trying to suppress it or something."
Hax took the phone, his brow furrowing as he read through the messages. For a long, tense moment, he stared at the screen, analyzing the data as if he was vod reviewing. Finally, he looked back up at Infume, shaking his head with a baffled expression.
"No, wait, that actually makes no sense," Hax reasoned, his voice dropping into a hushed, intense yap. "Because if they’re homophobic, then what the fuck is going on with Soog?"
Infume blinked. "Soog?"
"Silverr and Doogile!" Hax explained rapidly, leaning in close and waving a hand for emphasis. "They’ve been pining for literally months, Infume. They keep doing that thing where they flirt as a 'joke', but every single time I watch Doog’s stream and he mentions Silverr, it’s really, really gay. Like, undeniably gay. There is no heterosexual explanation for the tone of voice he uses, or the heart-shaped brookie or whatever."
Infume stared at him, his mouth slightly open. He had been completely unaware of this. "Wait. Silverr and Doogile are...?"
"Yes! Exactly!" Hax whispered fiercely. "So HBG can't be homophobic, because if they were, then Soog makes no sense. Which means..." Hax paused, something passing over his expression. "...there's a really, really odd conspiracy happening right now."
"They're ignoring all of us," Infume whispered, a cold sweat breaking out on his neck as he looked across the tournament venue. He recalled the lingering friction of their fistbump from yesterday. It had been so intense. How could anyone look at that and see platonic friends? "It’s a collective denial. They know we're together, Hax. They have to know. We practically broadcasted it at lunch. They're just playing some kind of twisted mental game with us."
"It's a psychological optimization tactic," Hax agreed solemnly, nodding his head. "They're waiting for us to crack first. But we won't. We're going to hold the line, Infume."
Hbg teasing Infume about not having a partner, and Infume is mostly confused. Are they being homophobic to him?
jsdoşjgsjgisjgoisj You're funny as fuck Anon and so is @amberwaddle who wrote some more:
President Poundcake: So, Infume
President Poundcake: Tournament is over. Lan is winding down
President Poundcake: When are you getting a partner. When are you getting a real life e-kitten
feinberg: its hopeless hes going to be single until the ranked servers get permanently shut down
dannyboy: we need to setup a matchmaking bracket for him next
feinberg: the infume redemption arc
Infume blinked at his screen, his brain coming to a halt. He looked up, glancing across the venue to where Hax was currently packing up his keyboard. A partner? Matchmaking? Infume’s throat went dry. His chest tightened with a sudden, horrifying thought. Wait. Do they know? No, they clearly don't know. Then why are—could—are they... are they homophobic? Is that why they're pretending my boyfriend doesn't exist? Are they denying our relationship? He felt a cold sweat break out. They had fistbumped yesterday! Hax had stolen a fry! Surely his friends were just pretending to be blind and ignoring his glaringly obvious relationship for his sake, politely waiting for Infume to explain himself. Surely they weren't actually homophobic.
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accidentally in a secret relationship is soo fun :
like they go golfing or bowling or something and like infume hits a really cool like shot or strike and hax like ' OMG!' and kisses him
everyone else is like ??????????????? what????? just happend??????
their confused like ? u didnt know it was obvious? (it was not)
Noooo it's really a great premise. These two are soooo stupid thinking that they're obvious as hell when they're not. Like I don't think they'd do a lot of public pda, for many reasons, even though they'd be really clingy in private. So it's funny thinking about them accidently doing something that would give away their relationship for the first time and being as surprised as the others
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