Bad Bitch Club

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

self-recognition through the other (concerned)

damn. that guy needs help. yes i'm sure. no i'm not telling you why.

could you lie

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

literally my dad

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that