¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Idk what I'm doing

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

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the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

This post is going on my tombstone.

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

it will literally get ripped apart

It literally will not, trust me

it will work because we are pure of heart