Hi! :)

i’m gonna make you a soup

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

this post is apparently going around terf circles now so i feel like i should let y'all know that you are agreeing with a transsexual lesbian who fucks nasty. get the fuck off my post and also your "feminism" is anything but.

reblog this version, cowards

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

happy easter everyone

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

@sineala

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

actual footage of first contact makeouts

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

He could have just worn gloves, but chose not to.

I haven’t been on Tumblr for at least 2 years, I come back, and I see the old faves - but improved

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

*giggles fondly* what a fucking idiot

*kicking feet* what a fucking chump

*bats eyes* what a fucking loser

if i was a fictional character in a narrative i would fail the hero's dilemma because i have a lot of anger in my heart. if someone who hurt me told me that killing them would make me just like them i would not care or question myself for even a moment because they made me angry. whatever moral, ethical, or philosophical lesson you intended for the audience to learn from me doesn't matter because i am just really pissed off right now and i am going to wreck your shit about it.

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs