Isn’t it strange? How you can love characters? They’re not even real lol. But I love them so much.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Brodinsons are such a perfect representation of "you trust me, but never with the things that matter" vs "you care about me, but never in the way that matters" and I can actually write an essay about it.

I just realized that I have around 450 contacts in my phone and I don’t even remember who most of them are 😬 welp. Better get to cleaning.

Cut it down by around half…. My criteria: if it’s been like 10 years since, delete. If I don’t recognize the name, delete. If I vaguely remember the name but not the face, delete. If it’s a classmate from school or undergrad, delete. 🤪

Anyways she makes out with your face and you’re like wow can’t believe I had to get kidnapped for this to happen then she says hey legally you have to do whatever I say and you’re like ooo kinky okay haha just don’t make me king of faerie! And then brother guess what she does less than 24 hours later