Isn’t it strange? How you can love characters? They’re not even real lol. But I love them so much.

Brodinsons are such a perfect representation of "you trust me, but never with the things that matter" vs "you care about me, but never in the way that matters" and I can actually write an essay about it.

I just realized that I have around 450 contacts in my phone and I don’t even remember who most of them are 😬 welp. Better get to cleaning.

Cut it down by around half…. My criteria: if it’s been like 10 years since, delete. If I don’t recognize the name, delete. If I vaguely remember the name but not the face, delete. If it’s a classmate from school or undergrad, delete. 🤪

Anyways she makes out with your face and you’re like wow can’t believe I had to get kidnapped for this to happen then she says hey legally you have to do whatever I say and you’re like ooo kinky okay haha just don’t make me king of faerie! And then brother guess what she does less than 24 hours later

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

"Medieval Christians would have gone nuts for protons, neutrons, and electrons for trinity reasons" sounds like a jokey oversimplification historypost but I cannot really articulate how true that is. They would never shut up about it.

RIP St Thomas Aquinas you would have loved atomic physics