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it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

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goldensunset

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

vexwerewolf

For what it's worth this might be the funniest joke I've ever made

infertilityidol

absolutely in love with this pic from the Wikipedia page for Pikas

cultiverunjardin

I don’t think we’re meant to be exposed to so many random strangers opinions on literally anything and everything on a constant, daily basis

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my offering for adsomblr today

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alucard in agos: hey lila, i’m sorry your past experiences have made you so afraid of affection and caring. i hope you know it’s ok to let people in :)

alucard in the first half of acol, seeing her kiss that guy he hates again: no fuck not like that

alucard on the ghost, sopping wet and wishing those cabins were sound-warded: i wish i’d never opened my fucking mouth

#cackling #adsom

kentodreaming

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Murderbot, a character who is motivated beyond all else by the need to protect and preserve the life, peace, and safety of the people around it: and i shall dub myself...........................MURDERBOT

#murderbot

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another relatable thing about Murderbot is it is obsessed with its favorite show (Sanctuary Moon). it has watched and re-watched it so many times, it uses its favorite episodes to self-soothe, it credits this show with being the first thing that "made it feel like a person." Murderbot's identity is as entwined with Sanctuary Moon as a preteen fandom blogger experiencing the drug that is self-discovery-through-media for the very first time. Murderbot is a FAN, okay.

and despite being the pov narrator for multiple novels and novellas, Murderbot never once, not even inside its own head, claims that Sanctuary Moon is a good show.

#murderbot

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the Murderbot Diaries opens from the point-of-view of a character who, from essentially the moment it gained (clawed its way to) free will, has made decisions based purely on two very specific motives:

to self-soothe and self-educate (through media consumption)

to protect the people around it

and this protagonist, who deescalates violence at every opportunity, who takes a thousand personal injustices in stride and only strives to do better, whose first-and-worst-and-most-brilliant act of self-reclamation—literally reclaiming its mind—was fuelled not by its need for freedom but by a desperation to never be forced to hurt anyone against its will ever again.

this person, when choosing a name for itself, a name it has full reason to believe no-one else will ever learn, a name it uses only in its thoughts, a name that serves solely as a personal reminder that it is a person—chooses MURDERBOT? i am thrashing writhing screaming into the palms of my bloodstained hands BABE

#murderbot

catilinas

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

#murderbot

hes my pal he’s my home boy my rotten soldier he’s my sweet cheese my good time boy

#im the physical embodiment of glee #kell my boy!!!! my lil guy!!!!#adsom

antaripirate

my beautiful notes app provides again

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antaripirate

undeniably an interaction between alucard and lila

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summer-oil-inactive

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

#The Kell and Lila of it all #adsom

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