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When your bestie gonna die if you don’t come back for him
It was nice not having to cover them in blood and soot this time
eva stratt they could never make me hate you
Overly Sarcastic Hollow Knight.
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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
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IVE COMPLETED IT. FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH
CAN YOU SEE THAT I CANT SHADE FOR SHIT???
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okay okay, tbh, for 2 days of work, im super proud (AND I GOT A JOB AT THE SAME TIME WOOOOOO) I hope everyone ive drawn, i have done justice too! <3
Oh my god??? My girly Algea is so round?? So shape?? AHHHH!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
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grace: damn you sterilize to kill pathogens going 100c above usual temperature !?? humans have as many foreign microbes in our body as cells theyre esp crucial for digestion and interacts heavily with our brains its called a microbiome without them we would die
rocky: what the fuck
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rocky: our analogue of your nervous system is like earth organism bee , we are like if beehives walked, all the helper cells have their own dna and we have to pass all of them individually when new eridian is made in egg theres no universal dna copy
grace: what the fuck
im fucking crying
Fascinating categorization is happening here
I'd like to believe I am also alive and real but uh sure I guess
Special issue! All about our lovely man on the chair!
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One last bloodymary before I self destruct
I took this video at like 3 am last night and I can't stop laughing at it...whatever. go my rocky
@itsjustmebluesilly your wish is my command. woe ! rocky be upon ye

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there must be some crazy weird and interesting linguistic phenomena happening on stratt's vat. group of almost entirely academics and soldiers from all around the world with very little in-person outside contact unless you're a pilot or basically just stratt and grace? stuck on a boat for FIVE YEARS? somebody who understands languages more than i do please get on this
oh the studies that could be done!! riveting stuff!
as someone who spent years in a university where people really do be speaking different languages (apart from the English instructions/classes), there comes a point where even when presented with a garbled sentence mixed with four different languages, as long as you understand the basic intent of the conversation, it will make sense in your brain without the explicit need for translation
i reckon there'd be a few terms that will be adapted universally, Astrophage for one (its the coined term, and it'd be a bit difficult to provide transliteration in other languages), spin drive (this will be said with a vague Russian accent by anyone, regardless of nationality), Hail Mary (because... well it's name of the project, innit).. among other things
given that Stratt's Vat is essentially a small town of scientist and other officers, a form of communication particular to the Vat will be developed (not enough uniqueness or variation to classify it as a language, but definitely a way of speaking). a kind of "shorthand" rules that you'd apply to your own language
not entirely unlike the way tumblr users have a tumblr "accent", something that can be recognised outside of this hellsite. we don't have rigid "rules" that we follow to the letter once we become users of this site, but eventually we adapt this way of speaking.
tl;dr everyone will have a Stratt Vat accent even after the project is done
Is anyone else reading The Chronicles of Terra's Grace by @hopefulqueer? I am currently a huge fan of this story.
Yeah that pretty much sums up Chapter 12, huh?
(This is beautiful, thank you <3)