This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

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Stay engaged.
Even though it's hard...stay engaged.
Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.
”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet
Get you some BEEP
sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

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Got a Family Dispute last run – Hera & Hephaestus. And of course I had to defend my boy (he sounded so surprised when I picked him 🥲 "What, really, me?")
Also, high level Heroic Volcanic Flourish (down to 4 sec.) with Chain Reaction (Heph’s hammer aka blast effects hit twice) deleted Chronos.
Thats the context for this meme???
I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.
I'm dying
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
my 3 apple tall child coco 💚🥥
thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c
an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.
Holy shit op this is LITERALLY in the book 'Never Split The Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depends On It'. Written by a guy who did hostage negotiation and then tried doing business negotiation, and mopped the floor with industry experts.
I'm fortunate enough to have a primary care doctor who knows about hEDS, but it's occurring to me that the skills in this book could be medically life changing for chronically ill folks of all kinds. Like. Literally a matter of life and death, especially for BIPOC and/or fat and/or young people who are having their issues dismissed.
HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out

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[ID: The you’ve got 24 hours meme. In the first panel, Doc Ock, labelled “Loveless aros”, gives a presentation, labelled “And that’s how "Love is what makes us human" alienates and dehumanizes us”. In the second panel, Peter B. Parker, labelled “Older members of the community”, looks at Miles Morales, labelled “Newer members of the community”, and says “This is pretty standard stuff, watch someone’s going to say "Love doesn’t have to be romantic"”. In the third panel, Kingpin, labelled “Someone in the notes”, tells Doc Ock “Love doesn’t have to be romantic”. End ID]
some WHA stuff
some more WHA stuff
I drew the family for coco's birthday
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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”
them:
@flipflibberinflippinghell
Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesn’t leave me with a white cast. And I’m dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and it’s one of the better ones I’ve used.
Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil don’t protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??
Yea fam. All that “we don’t need sunscreen” shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists don’t know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and it’s a nasty combination.
Yeah, it’s harder for us to get it but when we do it’s deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.
“While incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.”
- https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color
Sorry about the link, I’m on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isn’t the most recent but it’s still SUPER IMPORTANT. Y’all please wear sunscreen. With Google it’s even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.
https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!
I’m gonna second the rec for Black Girl Sunscreen, it’s affordable, Black owned, and immediately melts into the skin without leaving any gross white cast.
Please put on sunscreen. Even if it’s not the one recommended, just, put on ANY sunscreen. Any is better than none.
OP: The magpie at our school are basically track teammates lol.