MILF (Moth I’d Like to Fuck)

[A graph is shown, showing the ratio between princesses and peas. In the middle is a thick line labelled with '1:1 mattress-to-pea ratio'. Around the graph extends outward, with on the left line a label is marked 'many mattresses per pea', and the right line has a similar label reading 'many peas per mattress'. Below are pictures, showing various images. From left to right, they are: A princess hiking up a mountain of mattresses with an arrow indicating a pea being inserted somewhere in the distance, a princess waving at the top of a massive pile of mattresses on a bed with an arrow indicating a pea being inserted at the bottom of the pile, a princess on one bed with an arrow indicating a pea being inserted under the mattress, a princess eating a bowl of peas on the same bed, and a princess on a bed on a mountain of peas which are spilling on to the top of the mattress. The one of the princess sitting on top of many mattresses with one pea is labelled "existing Hans Christian Andersen story", and the others "potential sequels slash reboots".]