MILF (Moth I’d Like to Fuck)

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

girls are growing hollow fangs and venom glands

girls are learning how to unhinge their jaws

girls are hissing at me

i dont think these are girls ❓

can I bring my fidget toy to the party I swear it's unobtrusive. you won't notice it

man you've gotta stop calling your sub your 'fidget toy' i get that you guys have some weird dynamic going on but everyone is expecting a fidget spinner not this wet freak

he can spin so idk why you're being obtuse. he can literally spin