Salix03

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

brave and loyal knight want a treat

brave and loyal knight want a fucking break from it all

bunnies lazer power

fire at will...

Thank y’all for the help! Going to keep reblogging this for a while but the GoFundMe has been going very well!!!

Hi everybody! I am still running this GoFundMe! I was able to buy equipment to ship stuff as well as move quite a bit of my stuff! Now I am just trying to afford groceries and travel while I work my new job (I only work 1-2 shifts every other week but it's better than nothing!) If you wanna help, here is my GoFundMe again, thank y'all so much!

i used to think they also crucified baby jesus as a kid for some reason ans the visual of a little baby nailed to a cross was really funny to me, and honestly? i was totally in the right there. kid me was awesome

id high five that little twerp any day but id also probably try to keep my distance because i wouldnt want it to bite me. such is life

*Opens you as administrator* What now fuck head

stop squishing the catgirl princess's cheeks and going "who is the cutest wittle kitty!!!" it is undignified, and at this point the princess is thinking of holding your face with her gay little paws to see how you like it.,.,...

scientists are saying the only use case for the "internet" is to play princesses online

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."