Salix03

*Opens you as administrator* What now fuck head

stop squishing the catgirl princess's cheeks and going "who is the cutest wittle kitty!!!" it is undignified, and at this point the princess is thinking of holding your face with her gay little paws to see how you like it.,.,...

scientists are saying the only use case for the "internet" is to play princesses online

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

Thank y’all for the help! Going to keep reblogging this for a while but the GoFundMe has been going very well!!!

Hi everybody! I am still running this GoFundMe! I was able to buy equipment to ship stuff as well as move quite a bit of my stuff! Now I am just trying to afford groceries and travel while I work my new job (I only work 1-2 shifts every other week but it's better than nothing!) If you wanna help, here is my GoFundMe again, thank y'all so much!

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i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it