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can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

#preying mantis #mantis arms perfect place to put baby etc

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cyndakiller

#wolf #too close #bite the camera #you died

tics-deactivated20201202

POV u are a tasty little cheese

catbreon-draws

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

#rat #last thing you see when you are a tasty little cheese

theres-a-body-here

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219

I had to draw it HELP

#minotaur boyfriend #technically still within this blog's purview

sarahmackattack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

quendergeer

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

#ghost crab #investigate the monolith

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officialspec

this picture of my cat makes me feel like i woke up during an alien abduction

officialspec

kaijutegu

God, what have you done

You're a pink lizard girl and you dance at the club

catasticalcalamity

tegus are apparently invasive in florida and I'm like what? since when were dogs not allowed?

kaijutegu

That's where this one's from! She spent the first six months of her life dodging alligators and eating carrion, and now she rides in the cart at Joann Fabrics with her little crocheted blankie and wears a cowboy hat!

#tegu #lizard #pink lizard girl #rescue animal

cupidcosmos

Spot the difference (HARD)

readyformynoseup

This Is The Last Thing You See Before You Die (If You Are A Crab)

More videos of cuttlefish hunting mimicry at the linked article!

Credit to Sabrine Imbler (@sabs.bsky.social)!

readyformynoseup

Ok so this is easily the funniest tag any of my animal posts has ever gotten

#nose up meta #cuttlefish #ofc

bebemoon

from @hendryandrew on ig . “large wolf pack figures out they are being watched by big brother.”

#👀#wolves #trail camera

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corporationkills

i’m building a database.

corporationkills

readyformynoseup

*adds to database I've been building for 10 years*

....and by "database" I just mean, tumblr archive

#checking the trail cam #cats

taxidermycanine

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you licks you sniffs you

#wolf #sniff the camera #lick the camera #blurry close

murrzbow

cat-faces

#washing the this thing #ferret

vee-dmsr

HAPPY OCTOBER!!!

#sniff sniff sniff #sniff the camera #aardvark #I need a sequel where she really gets INTO it #because my god those CLAWS

william-snekspeare

awesome game of bite cardboard. you look like a staple remover

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paperandpencilsandskips

FUCKING GETCH OU

nineoftoads

#tombie #tommy #speckled nose #sleepy boy

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