actual real actual aletha

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

i wanna cry but my schedule is tight today

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off