im tryign so hard

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

“how many times are you going to listen to that song” until the void in my heart is filled

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead