im tryign so hard

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

when i did actually get diagnosed with autism, i showed up to take the test and the room contained such a miserably dirty fishtank that i lectured the proctor about proper fish care for a good several minutes beforehand, and when i came back to get the results he proudly showed me how clean the fishtank was. i'm not even a fish person. it was just that dirty.

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store

yeah i read theory (posts from tumblr users that are wrong about everything)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real