im tryign so hard

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

maybe my most validating post to hit it big. i'm glad we're all annoyed by the same thing. i love you

new thing i want in video games is just meat . like a bunch of slabs of beef hanging from hooks in a dark room with only the sound of a single dripping pipe and the controls are inverted

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

Sending 7 quadruple cheeked up butch lesbians and bara bears to jump rope outside of your room door at all hours of the night and shake the fuck out your house

i have princess in a tower disorder (uncontrollable isolation)

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it