im tryign so hard

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

developers moving all their bug tracking and suggestion management to discord is like if you could only access customer support if you joined a facebook group. we need to start shaming people who use discords as a replacement for an actual proper repository

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

thats the wrong image