im tryign so hard

Smacka smacka smacka

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

You ever notice that birds won't go anywhere near a scarecrow, but if you put a real man of flesh and blood on a stake in a field, they'll peck out his eyes

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

[Image ID: Tweet from Coke Zero (@/ CokeZeroCat) reading: She Freaken Forgor Me /End ID]

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

when i did actually get diagnosed with autism, i showed up to take the test and the room contained such a miserably dirty fishtank that i lectured the proctor about proper fish care for a good several minutes beforehand, and when i came back to get the results he proudly showed me how clean the fishtank was. i'm not even a fish person. it was just that dirty.

yeah i read theory (posts from tumblr users that are wrong about everything)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

lets hurt people with tail attacks