im tryign so hard

How come it’s always “Jigsaw is sick and twisted” and “My crime wasn’t even that bad, this seems extreme” and “AGGHAHHHH LET ME OUT!!” and never “Wow Jigsaw, you’re so creative” or “This is a really incredible feat of engineering, Jigsaw”

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything

my toxic trait is that if I survived a saw trap and then jigsaw was just a little nice to me afterwards I’d be like damn maybe I deserved this can I get some more praise for being so so special probably the specialist victim you’ve had in the murder room today also for not dying a brutal fucked up death

[image description: a still from saw iii of amanda young, with a speech bubble edited in so it looks like she's saying the above post]

[image description: an instagram post by thetiredcraftsman.. the photo is of a cat wearing a foam replica of the reverse bear trap from saw. the caption reads, "made a cat saw trap. obligatory disclaimer: it's made of soft craft foam, it's not secured to his head, it's not as snug as it looks, he wore it for two seconds and he got treats after. felt like i had to say that because it looks horrific. # cat # saw # crafting." end description.]

[Image Description: A meme that's been edited to say: touching grass is not enough i need a new Saw movie. End Image Description]

the rest of the movies make saw 1 so fucking funny. the bathroom trap is such an outlier. john spent 6 hours lying on a cold bathroom floor listening to two guys gossip about him and went Never Again