im tryign so hard

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

they should invent fictional men who are real. and in love with me also

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

I’m not even going to bother trying to figure out how that’s even possible, but that is very unsanitary if you are planning on eating those chicken nuggets after they have been in your toilet. One of my friends Sara Gillburd from high school threw a party and thought soaking the plums in her toilet would make them juicer but everyone at the party who ate one ended up getting sick.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*