im tryign so hard

Skills wise, I’d be very good at being unemployed if anyone’s hiring for that

click to cum

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

they should invent fictional men who are real. and in love with me also

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

I’m not even going to bother trying to figure out how that’s even possible, but that is very unsanitary if you are planning on eating those chicken nuggets after they have been in your toilet. One of my friends Sara Gillburd from high school threw a party and thought soaking the plums in her toilet would make them juicer but everyone at the party who ate one ended up getting sick.