im tryign so hard

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

Boobie is the scarest word in the english language coz it contains the sound boo which is the scariest sound to hear and the sound bee which is a scary incest that flys into ur face while ur chilling at the park

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

A couple friends I knew in high school used to do this. That was the story they told me at least. And they wanted to link up all three of us and finger ourselves to porn and imagine our asses were girls asses. Both of them have a wife n kids now tho and I’m the faggot isn’t that crazy…

daughter (non-practicing)

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!