⋆. 𝜗𝜚 Lamby 𝜗𝜚 .⋆

"You got two choices: go to bed as dignified as possible in your current state, or I carry and throw you."

"Just let me finish this..." "Oh sure, and how long will that take? Another day? Bed, now."

"You just almost created mustard gas trying to make coffee. You're done."

"I'm worried... Please just get some rest."

"You know damn well I'm not above sedating you."

"Brought you coffee." "We both know that's decaf with sleeping pills in it." "Huh. You're learning."

*finds them slumped over on their desk* "Huh."

"Hey, what!" "I told you, one more hour, and then I am dragging you out of here. So here we are." "This is barbaric!"

Can you write something about Diavolo and Luci being in a relationship, but wanting to be a three some with Reader, so they flirt them individually and together???

Not yandere btw

I apologize for now writing for this request as fast as I normally do! I kept writing for it then deleting it and restarting, I just hated my writing lol. But I think what I ended up with is decent enough, I hope you enjoy.

I’m also down to write smut for this if you want me to, I have some ideas.

Pairing: Diavolo x Lucifer x Reader

It started subtly.

A brush of fingers when Diavolo handed you a scroll. The lingering warmth of Lucifer’s hand on your lower back when you passed him in the corridor. A compliment here. A quiet smile there. And always—always—those two exchanging glances just behind your shoulder, like they were silently agreeing on something you hadn’t been let in on yet.

At first, you chalked it up to normal demon behavior. After all, Diavolo was nothing if not affectionate. And Lucifer? He was protective. Commanding, yes—but never careless with attention.

But then Diavolo began inviting you to “private strategy meetings” with him and Lucifer. No student council members. No Barbatos. Just the three of you. With tea. And firelight. And chairs that always seemed a little too close together.

Lucifer would explain policies while Diavolo listened, his gaze flicking between the two of you like he was more interested in your reactions than the subject matter. Diavolo would crack a joke that made Lucifer shake his head fondly, then turn to you with a grin and say:

“Y/N, don’t you think Lucifer looks best when he’s flustered?”

Lucifer would adjust his gloves and respond, smoothly:

“I believe we’re talking about you, Y/N. I’ve noticed you look rather radiant in candlelight.”

You didn’t stand a chance.

initial look at sinner’s choice robin— I mean erithacae

Asmo in canon:

Danger walks nearby

Woof x)