me: so there was this text post on tumblr
brother: wait wait wait I have no idea what those words were
sister in law: yes what is a tumbler
brother: well I'm picturing like a washing machine
sister in law: I'm picturing what gymnasts tumble on
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The Stonewall Inn
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shark vs the universe

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Doug Jones

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Jimmy Eat World
The Bowery Presents

#extradirty

roma★
EXPECTATIONS
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Not today Justin
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me: so there was this text post on tumblr
brother: wait wait wait I have no idea what those words were
sister in law: yes what is a tumbler
brother: well I'm picturing like a washing machine
sister in law: I'm picturing what gymnasts tumble on

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Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference
due to personal reasons im now in love with everybody
“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
Okay, this shit gets me all heated up. I’m just a cisgay dude up in here, but I have Some Opinions about this nonsense.
Bisexual people in relationships with folks of the other gender are not only themselves still bisexual (I’m really ashamed of a bunch of all that this shit even needs to be said, like c’mon), but their relationships are queer.
Yes, I just said that straight people can be involved in queer relationships without they themselves being queer.
The reason for this is simple: folks who are in relationships with queer people will always have to deal with their partner’s marginalization impacting their relationship. Always. Even if their bisexual partner chooses to be entirely stealth about their queerness (and that’s their right, by gods, fight me about it), their relationship is still impacted by that very choice existing. It’s a facet heterosexual relationships never have to negotiate.
Frankly, bisexual folks have to deal with active marginalization from multiple angles: heterocentrist and homocentrist. And in case I actually have to say this aloud? We should not be fucking marginalizing our own, y’all. That makes you a bad person, and you should feel bad.
To sum up: Bisexual folks are queer as hell. Straight folks can be in queer relationships without themselves ever being queer. And FFS please stop harassing bi- and pan-folks already, man. It’s 2018. Find hobbies that are not shitty.
I love this addition to my post so much thank you.
if you are polyamorous and bi, you are not a stereotype. you are a person, overflowing with love

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@ tv shows
the award for “Most Creative Chapter Titles” goes to medieval Arabian writers
@manticoreimaginary
Look at your ancesters
we’ve come so far…
I wonder how many floppy disks it would take to contain breath of the wild
A 3.5″ floppy disk contains 1.44 Megabyte(MB) of data, and there are 1024MB in a single Gigabyte(GB). Breath of the Wild is 13.4GB (or 13,721.6MB), so it would take roughly 9,528 floppy disks to to store Breath of the Wild.
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

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Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla
Raviv has what Ezra Miller wants
things said in majority of movies:
“I TRUSTED YOU!!”
“she’s not just some girl!”
“I should have told you this a long time ago.”
“I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
“but I love him!!”
-“You’re giving up your dream!” “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
“I knew your father. He was a good man.”
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Thats an entire movie right there
i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly
d e s t r o y e d
when i was younger the way i felt about girls kissing was different. it made me uncomfortable, like i knew i shouldn’t hear my own heart skip. i remember watching boys kiss girls on tv and teaching myself “this is all i have”. i’m 24 and i still feel guilty when i think about how much i like girls. i hid it and hated it and i’m not even out to half of my friends. i couldn’t figure out why i felt certain things. i wrecked myself over it, made it hard for me to be in longterm relationships, made it hard to love without feeling like i’m doing the wrong thing.
but yesterday i was teaching a group of second graders.
“i think i want a girlfriend,” she said to me. when a boy squawked “a girlfriend!” the other kids stood up for her instantly. “it’s normal!” “it’s okay if some people want different things.” “yeah, not everybody needs to like boys.”
the boy shook his head and stared at me. “i don’t care it’s a girl” he said, with his hands in the air, “but we don’t even pay taxes, how is she thinking of getting married?”
“miss raquel,” she asked, “why does it look like you’re crying?”
::whispers “we don’t even pay taxes” to self::
Moodboard: Astrology - Pisces Sun, Taurus Moon & Gemini Rising.
Requested by: Anonymous.
❝And I liked feeling almost naked on the hot summer nights.❞

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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom
we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday
Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.