Who says truth is beauty after all ?

Horrible job everyone

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

time to do some light research for a single throwaway line in my fanfiction *4 hours and 34 wikipedia articles later* jesus christ american imperialism is the source of all the world's evil

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own