ransm.

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

This is not a man that was meant to have hair and the expression says it all

The caption "WHOSE GOOD IDEA WAS THIS?!" seems apropos.

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

my dog just developed post-conventional morality and now calling her a bad girl doesnt work any more

my dog is writing a fragmented narrative of unreliable narration and nonlinear pacing