OK Zoomer

i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

Security at every level of airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)

John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist

A lot of people in the notes have been talking about how great he is for liberals and moderates to introduce them to more “radical ideas” and that’s true !!! He is great !!!! And it’s wonderful !!!! But also like, even for already radicalized people he is often exploring and exposing things that aren’t talked about and I’m still learning a lot from the videos he posts because a lot of genuine hard work and research goes into it. I often learn more from last week tonight than I do from a lot of other blatantly leftist sources. the moral of the story here is that appearances and tone should be separated from politics and morality ok thank u

Never gonna forget how he had one of the best segments on sex work I've ever seen from mainstream media and actually brought up the truth that I've only heard in radical leftist spaces that is essentially "if you have a problem with people being forced to sell their bodies to make enough money to live you don't have a problem with sex work you have a problem with captialism" like the whiplash of hearing someone actually say that on TV was incredible.

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

This literally happened to me last year lol

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot