you put the fun into dysfunction

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

sex-repulsed people are fully within our rights to be cranky and blunt about not liking sex and how it's fucking everywhere btw. we shouldn't have to tiptoe around and make sure our phrasing is perfectly squeaky clean because people interpret any criticism of sex and sexualization as puritanism. venting about compulsory sexuality is not purity culture. maybe you could stand to learn a thing or two from us.

LMAO

“i’m straight. seeing gay people kiss grosses me out. no, this has nothing to do with homophobia, I live in a bubble and I shouldn’t have to tiptoe around language of disliking seeing gay people together. keep that shit in your own home, i don’t want to see it but it’s everywhere” that’s what yall sound like by the way. there’s no way in hell you think you are outside of society and think that 1) you aren’t influenced by purity culture at all and that 2) your words themselves aren’t influencing and compounding on top of purity culture rhetoric and censorship. venting about your own experiences with compulsory sexuality and “[sex] being every where” is insidiously conflated here

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

no one else is thinking about your mistakes as much as you are. let it go and be free.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee