21 Shots

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

I'm sorry this scene was...pure sex?!

Jonathan Harker: I feel comfort thinking of the lovely, sweet ladies who spent time in this room... Jonathan Harker: Oh, here's the ladies that spend time in this room. Jonathan Harker: Jonathan Harker: Oh. Jonathan Harker: Oh I don't like that.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten