Carstairs

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

Opening Tumblr on March 15th