Beep Boop I Translate Random Aliens

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

⎓╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ʖᔑᓵꖌ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ↸╎∷ℸ ̣|| ℸ ̣ᔑᓵℸ ̣╎ᓵᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᓵ𝙹リᓵᒷᔑꖎᒷ↸ ᓵᔑ∷∷|| ⎓╎∷ᒷᔑ∷ᒲᓭ

what if im not in a country where concealed carry is legal

ꖌリᒲ╎⎓ᒷ

Also illegal :’)

!¡⚍リᓵ⍑ ꖌ╎ᓵꖌ

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ᔑꖎꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣

↸𝙹ᒷᓭ ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ !¡∷𝙹!¡ᒷ∷ꖎ||

Translated text: what if your world doesn't have shadows

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||ᒷᔑ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ↸ᔑリ⊣ᒷ∷𝙹⚍ᓭ, ᔑᓭ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⊣⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ ᓭᔑ╎↸

You can speak ghoul?

!¡∷𝙹ꖎꖎ||

ᒲᒷᓭ╎ᓵ𝙹 ||ᒷᔑ⍑!!!!!!!

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ᔑ∴∴∴ ᓭ𝙹 ᔑ↸𝙹∷ᔑʖᓭ

Translated text: what an adorable ghoul

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

ᓭ𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᔑ ⍑𝙹∷ᓭᒷ ᔑリ↸ ᔑリ 𝙹∷ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ᓵᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ᔑ !¡ᔑ╎∷ 𝙹⎓ ʖ𝙹𝙹ℸ ̣ᓭ?

Translated text: i know aliens are known for eating cats but i would tear that horse up

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ꖌ╎リ↸ 𝙹⎓ ꖎ𝙹∷ᒷ ↸𝙹ᒷᓭ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᓵᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑᓭ

Translated text: Gertrude is a war criminal

ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ∴∷𝙹リ⊣

Teeth for breakfast, batteries for snacks

↸╎ᓭ⊣⚍╎ᓭᒷᒷ

Translated text: sheep gun

ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲ╎ℸ ̣ᔑℸ ̣ᒷᓭ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ… 𝙹∷ ᓭ↸𝙹ᒲᒷℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣

Translated text: i fw kramer but not Michael Richards

∷ᒷᔑꖎ ⍑𝙹ᒲ╎ᒷᓭ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣

Translated text: real homies do that

╎ ↸𝙹リℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴…

Translated text: c'mon in nephew

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎⎓ ╎ ʖᔑ∷⎓ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ∷ᒷᔑᓭ𝙹リ ╎ᒲ リᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ𝙹⚍ᓭ

Translated text: nothing is able to kill me I'm always nauseous

i want to interact with people more but what if they kill me

⎓╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ʖᔑᓵꖌ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ↸╎∷ℸ ̣|| ℸ ̣ᔑᓵℸ ̣╎ᓵᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᓵ𝙹リᓵᒷᔑꖎᒷ↸ ᓵᔑ∷∷|| ⎓╎∷ᒷᔑ∷ᒲᓭ

what if im not in a country where concealed carry is legal

ꖌリᒲ╎⎓ᒷ

Also illegal :’)

!¡⚍リᓵ⍑ ꖌ╎ᓵꖌ

╎ ↸𝙹リℸ ̣ ʖꖎᔑᒲᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᒲ ℸ ̣ᓭ ╎ᒲ!¡∷ᒷᓭᓭ╎⍊ᒷ

Translated text: aww man this is where I wanted to make first contact ugh gotta pick a new place now

╎ᒲ ᓭ⍑ᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ∷ᒷᔑꖎ

Translated text: they don't season their humans, bland shit