Fool d'Hill

*twenty seconds after getting Cas back*

Dean: *slams him against a wall, so furious that he might have a heart attack*

Saileen: *alarmed*

Cas, looking concerned and slightly sad: "Hello Dea--"

Dean: "I love you too you fucking motherfucker, and after what you fucking did, you are dead to me--"

Sam: "Dean??"

Cas: *smiling and not bothering to push him off*

Eileen: "Hey Sam, we should leave."

Dean: "--how the hell could you just do that Cas? Why the fuck would you--"

Sam: "Dean? We literally just got him back, you mind leaving him alive?" *eyebrows shoot up when Cas kisses him*

team "we're making things up as we go"

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)