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like 100% of all problems with arknights' kernel banner system would be solved if they just gave us a way to get kernel pulls on a consistent basis as a new thing entirely separate from normal banner currency. like give me annihilation for kernel tickets or something. it doesn't have to be big. it doesn't even have to be decent. it just has to not suck. it just has to Be There.

as it is now whenever a new operator gets moved to the kernel banner that's basically a guarantee you'll never see them again because you never have anything to spare for the kernel banner. like. im already saving my resources for the shiny new stuff. what reason do i have to waste those savings. i can't even get kernel characters from the shop because nothing gives kernel certificates besides pulling on the damn kernel banner, which, as established, i have no reason to do because it's basically wasting my pulls

If you ever find yourself unironically saying “the Jews are weaponizing the holocaust” I think you have some self reflection to do. To put it mildly.

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

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Minigolf course-ass house

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

AND THEN WE'LL THROW IT IN THE TIBER!

in light of Leia's Force-insight abilities, I propose that the reason Han was so offended by Leia calling him a 'scruffy-looking nerf-herder' was because this was her pulling directly on his own self-image issues and doubts

this also implies that Tarkin was self-conscious about the way he smelled, Luke hated being reminded of how short he is, and that Darth Vader might have been wrestling with the idea that he's a literal attack dog leashed to Tarkin

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