I Translate Aliens

“I hate Hazbin hotel because of its just complete disregard of animal symbolism. Why is your spider trapped in a situation with a moth? You have the easiest character design symbolism handed on you on a silver platter and you fuck it up that fuck.”

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

I will skin you

You will be skinned also, and if you survive that you will be boiled

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

I will skin you

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

dude bensons gonna slap our big oily buttcheeks

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

ʖ𝙹ᒲʖ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷᓭℸ ̣, ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ↸ 𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ╎ᒲᔑꖎᓭ ꖌリ𝙹∴

“Then the deer died young”

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎⎓ ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ リᒷ⚍ℸ ̣∷ᔑꖎ╎ℸ ̣|| ᔑリ↸ ╎リ↸╎⎓⎓ᒷ∷ᒷリᓵᒷ?

“Is this horse just fat or is horse anatomy reallt just that fucked? Big ass body on some skinny legs”

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⊣𝙹ᒷᓭ ⍑ᔑ∷↸

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“Classi from South Park had this tattoo”

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𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹𝙹⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑

“Gulpma is their name”

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

⍑╎ ⊣⚍||ᓭ ╎ᒲ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹

wtf do I even add to ts

╎ リᒷᒷ↸ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⍊╎↸ᒷ𝙹 ᓵ𝙹ᒲ╎リ⊣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᔑᓵℸ ̣⚍ᔑꖎ ᒷ ̇/!¡ᒷ∷ℸ ̣

“The boss baby is my favorite movie and I cried when the boss baby and Timmy had a fight and split up”