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“No thanks, I don’t need them”

“Guys help me this skeleton keeps following me around and summoning rainbows I don’t know what it wants and I’m scared”

“I hate Hazbin hotel because of its just complete disregard of animal symbolism. Why is your spider trapped in a situation with a moth? You have the easiest character design symbolism handed on you on a silver platter and you fuck it up that fuck.”

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

I will skin you

You will be skinned also, and if you survive that you will be boiled

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

I will skin you

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

╎ᒲ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ

“Eating animals is wrong peta is right”

dude bensons gonna slap our big oily buttcheeks

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

ʖ𝙹ᒲʖ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷᓭℸ ̣, ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ↸ 𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリ╎ᒲᔑꖎᓭ ꖌリ𝙹∴

“Then the deer died young”

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎⎓ ╎ℸ ̣ᓭ リᒷ⚍ℸ ̣∷ᔑꖎ╎ℸ ̣|| ᔑリ↸ ╎リ↸╎⎓⎓ᒷ∷ᒷリᓵᒷ?

“Is this horse just fat or is horse anatomy reallt just that fucked? Big ass body on some skinny legs”

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ⊣𝙹ᒷᓭ ⍑ᔑ∷↸

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“Classi from South Park had this tattoo”

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“Gulpma is their name”