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it has always been a dream of mine to relax

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

soft launching my disappearance

this could be us

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that