Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

now that's a solid snake

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.