Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

Either way Cabo Verde won this world cup

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

The Summer I Couldn’t Stop Shitting

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

In my time as fic author and fic archive mod, I have seen some terrifying porn. But the stuff that gets published is sometimes even more amazing.

Tell me you have never actually tasted or smelled chocolate without telling me. I usually keep my blog fairly pg aside from the swearing but I have been laughing so hard at this for so long my stomach hurts

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it