Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

i’m uglier and more annoying in person, rest assured

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

This just makes me think of the why do walls get dusty they’re vertical act like it

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.