Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

there’s just something special about cock and balls from the back

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

you people aren't CASTING

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here