Foul Squelching On Aisle 3

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

Thank you mutuals who put gay porn on my dash 💜 I love you mutuals who put gay porn on my dash

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

I’m your funniest mutual’s pity mutual

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time