A Magnificent Ship — Full Of Gay Men. And Me.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

mutuals to go to a nude beach with

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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If we reblog enough we could save it

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

This post has about 10% as many reblogs as there are active users.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles