Grizzly Adventures

18 month wait for bottom surgery is so crazy that’s two whole pregnancies

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

"oh wow, it smells like ass in here" I say as take a big whiff of your ass

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad