*external screaming*

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter

He's not a mallard. He's a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.

i think this duck is a human man actually

this duck is a human woman

@ukaizawa

being trans is like one long retail shift. I won’t elaborate.

cis people are all customers by default

You don’t have to elaborate. I completely understand.

"You don't have a gender?! Can you go look in back, just in case?!"

I cant believe i predicted NFTs

Down with cis bus