Our Lady of Immaculate Depression

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

the guy you made up to get mad at does exist btw you just haven't spent enough time in the reddit comments section

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this