Ian

King

DS9 S8 E15: Quark attempts to sell Nog replacement legs he claims will make him "faster than before The Siege of AR-558". O'Brien wins a bet with Bashir that he can move one hundred gross of self-sealing stembolts from cargo bay 11 onto a Lassepian freighter with nothing but his bare hands. DS9 S8 E21: O'Brien advocates for all of the jeffries tubes on the station to be widened after his new girth lands him helplessly stuck in docking ring 2 subsection 12 for 27 harrowing hours. Sisko splits his time fielding O'Brien's complaints and negotiating with an alliance of Gamma Quadrant species who want to charge the entire race of Vorta with warcrimes. DS9 S8 E23: Bashir asks Garak for help resettling Dominion remnant Jem'Hadar in Cardassian space when they're driven from the Gamma Quadrant, but both are taken aback when they also ask for help developing the means to reproduce. Quark's cousin Gaila attempts to sell him lucrative Kanar and Yamok sauce futures in anticipation of Cardassia's economic recovery. O'Brien throws out Keiko's back attempting to bench-press her.