melodrama

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

How are my sweetie pees

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

honestly im not even waiting for that green light and i dont even want it

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly