idk man

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

[image description: photo of the rear end of a black Impala showing the license plate with the number "VLAD THE" right above the Impala logo. /End ID]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Age regressing to 22

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]