idk man

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

that's goddess pose

god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)

[image Description: a sketch of a person sitting in a chair. The lower half of their body is red and labeled “motivation”. The upper half of their body is white, and one hand is labeled “where the motivation should go”. There’s a yellow line between the red and white halves, labeled “mysterious blocking wall”. End ID]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it