can you see the words?

my retirement plan is to be found dead by the river

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien