i’m in the repair bay casting spells

anybody know what to do with it all

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i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

The Masc of Amontillado

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

on your what