FAUSTIAN BARKIN’

I’m a big Ohio defender, mainly because I think the people who rag on it the worst haven’t been there. But every time I come to northern Michigan I’m like Fuck! I wish we had trees

Things have calmed down into a decent routine— I convinced people to go with me on a tour that everyone liked, AND I almost crushed several relatives with a boat. And everyone has to be nice to me about it because they told me to break maritime rules

The betrayal of finding out that the person who loves reading you info off their phone has just been reading off Google AI the whole time… now I gotta add a grain of salt to everything you said for the last 3 days

Shuttle bus driver was an Oingo Boingo superfan (skull on his leg) and has been to 44 concerts!! I couldn’t get my family to put on Dead Man’s Party for him so we both had to make do with another freaky new wave banger: Sweet Caroline

So often since denim came back in style I see young women wearing only white and blue. Legit got stuck behind a group of them, 5 barely-20s, all different outfits, all a different combo of white and denim/navy. Is there a nautical cowboy princess cult I should know about

Now, experience tells me that waiting until you've researched enough/you're good enough/it's perfect enough is a recipe for not getting anything done. But also it is CRAZY how much I disagree with my past self on some writing choices! Mainly I sucked at ratcheting up tension/stakes/intrigue. Let's take the training wheels off this thing

Oh god. I maybe should have signed that one.

Hold on maybe I can think of a second terrible comic that isn't about the hate in my heart