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Which one of you can I enlist to come spray me with a water bottle every time I write:

actually

just

also

though

honestly

seemingly, and

people

#I need. to start proofreading again

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Every time I check a blog for their opinions on AI there’s a bunch of textposts that somehow mention their dick even though it doesn’t enhance the joke. I suspect talking about your dick is the new zalgo

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Replace “sucked his dick and nipples” with “made him look the all-seeing void of the universe in its 10,000 eyes” and you have a WTNV skit. Only difference is that the new version makes me feel like wearing bulkier clothes

Every time I check a blog for their opinions on AI there’s a bunch of textposts that somehow mention their dick even though it doesn’t enhance the joke. I suspect talking about your dick is the new zalgo

Can I just say that ArtFight is being incredibly kind to me again?? I came back from vacation to gift art of most of my listed characters already, AND I got to inform someone that they're red-green colorblind

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Taking photos feels like constructive gambling. I'm getting better at making sure things are in focus, but you never know for sure that you got the shot until you get to a computer. Also, you lug your camera bag around in the hopes that there'll be something you'd like to photograph. Thank god I don't know enough to want a second lens

And some ugly but intriguing honorable mentions. The pop-up signs were when a guy passing by yelled "Nikon, good choice!"

#I didn't put much thought into it beyond affordability but nice to hear it

You guys heard about this "wood" stuff?

I love when there's a little thing.

More letters from Northern Michigan

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Northern Michigan

I’m back! These are not the good photos. Or are they..?

#the snort I snorted

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AHH damn, today was another nightmare runaround. THIS TIME my brother was the Judas who texted the whole group chat, which meant today was more coordinating and driving according to what could accommodate 17 people rather than actually experiencing much.

I still think it’s the epitome of stupid, but I did get a funny reminder of how severely my brother inherited the family separation anxiety. He was telling us the “worst trait” nicknames he gave his friends way back in high school, and easily half of them were something like “no-time-for-us-anymore-because-he-has-a-girlfriend Jim” or “over-employed Nate”

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Heheh, got reminded of the story about how my brashest aunt said to my sister-in-law “welcome to the [my last name]s, you either assimilate or you die”.

These people would jump in front of a bus for me, so I can’t hold much against them, ever. The guilting you about moving away is a feature. BUT WE NEED TO BECOME OKAY WITH BEING SEATED SEPARATELY AT RESTAURANTS

AHH damn, today was another nightmare runaround. THIS TIME my brother was the Judas who texted the whole group chat, which meant today was more coordinating and driving according to what could accommodate 17 people rather than actually experiencing much.

I still think it’s the epitome of stupid, but I did get a funny reminder of how severely my brother inherited the family separation anxiety. He was telling us the “worst trait” nicknames he gave his friends way back in high school, and easily half of them were something like “no-time-for-us-anymore-because-he-has-a-girlfriend Jim” or “over-employed Nate”

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I’m a big Ohio defender, mainly because I think the people who rag on it the worst haven’t been there. But every time I come to northern Michigan I’m like Fuck! I wish we had trees

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And there are certainly trees in Ohio! But it’s like the difference between considering something a pet and inviting it over for dinner. In Michigan the trees are allowed to vote

#I feel like living here would improve my daily mood by like 50 points until I got a look at my property taxes

I’m a big Ohio defender, mainly because I think the people who rag on it the worst haven’t been there. But every time I come to northern Michigan I’m like Fuck! I wish we had trees

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