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Well. Er. No.

#I opened an article about how reality shows are actually cerebral #and ctrl+fd for “scripted” haha

I do NOT need to get emotional about this right now

#if anyone needs it...

Lindsey Graham never got to know if Mitch McConnell is okay...

#he died scared

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Sometimes funerals are more for the mourners than the dead

Puzzlin’ it out!

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I love when there's a little thing.

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I posted these on reddit to see if I could get some photo tips, and the most specific one so far is a guy who HATES the towel bag, haha. "I don't understand what the point of this was, there should be a story about how it fell off a truck"... Now I have to explain that my taste in photography is so sick and twisted that I was giddy about finding that towel bag.

I also just learned about polarizing filters, which may or may not change my entire fucking life?

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Help, another redditor just told me I should make my images more narratively powerful and play on unknowns, like the tank photo at Tiananmen Square

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I love when there's a little thing.

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I posted these on reddit to see if I could get some photo tips, and the most specific one so far is a guy who HATES the towel bag, haha. "I don't understand what the point of this was, there should be a story about how it fell off a truck"... Now I have to explain that my taste in photography is so sick and twisted that I was giddy about finding that towel bag.

I also just learned about polarizing filters, which may or may not change my entire fucking life?

#normally I would not ask reddit for advice on anything but I'm very lost and these guys were good to me

Dad tends to talk out his thoughts, so things come out funny. Today dad wanted to send me an email so I said "marissa[lastname] at gmail" and he said "you're still using marissa[lastname]?" What a way to find out I'm being renamed.

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I haven’t looked into it much but I get the impression that a lot of Obsession discourse is about whether or not you think cowardice is a good trait to have

Rewatched Dreamcatcher tonight (could never hate it. I wish I wrote that buckwild) and then walked into the bathroom to find a house centipede on the toilet. C’mon, man.

#I looked at it like ‘why are you doing this to me’

Which one of you can I enlist to come spray me with a water bottle every time I write:

actually

just

also

though

honestly

seemingly, and

people

#I need. to start proofreading again

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Every time I check a blog for their opinions on AI there’s a bunch of textposts that somehow mention their dick even though it doesn’t enhance the joke. I suspect talking about your dick is the new zalgo

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Replace “sucked his dick and nipples” with “made him look the all-seeing void of the universe in its 10,000 eyes” and you have a WTNV skit. Only difference is that the new version makes me feel like wearing bulkier clothes

Every time I check a blog for their opinions on AI there’s a bunch of textposts that somehow mention their dick even though it doesn’t enhance the joke. I suspect talking about your dick is the new zalgo

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Can I just say that ArtFight is being incredibly kind to me again?? I came back from vacation to gift art of most of my listed characters already, AND I got to inform someone that they're red-green colorblind

Taking photos feels like constructive gambling. I'm getting better at making sure things are in focus, but you never know for sure that you got the shot until you get to a computer. Also, you lug your camera bag around in the hopes that there'll be something you'd like to photograph. Thank god I don't know enough to want a second lens

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