ilya jolted awake in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, waking up shane as well worried and asking while massaging ilya’s back “ilya, is everything okay?” and ilya looks at his husband, pale and panting “i had a nightmare that rose didn’t clock that you’re gay and you two got married” and shane just stares at him for a second before bursting out laughing and pulling ilya back down into his arms, still shaking with laughter and ilya just whines against his chest “it’s not funny shane, it was terrifying”
then somewhere in LA there’s a rose landry having a fantastic dream where she’s pegging shane

















