Reader Beware: That's Not My Real Hair

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

i love being a mediocre fanfiction writer i love writing completely average one-shots that average 10 kudos i love having 5 drafts and 17 unwritten ideas

if you’re going to kill yourself you should do it at work so you can make it everyone else’s problem

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts