Reader Beware: That's Not My Real Hair

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

i love being a mediocre fanfiction writer i love writing completely average one-shots that average 10 kudos i love having 5 drafts and 17 unwritten ideas

if you’re going to kill yourself you should do it at work so you can make it everyone else’s problem