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DO NOT PASS THESE. DO NOT PASS THEM EVER. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

YOU CANNOT SEE HOW BIG THEY ARE. YOU CANNOT SEE AROUND THEM. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

DO NOT PASS! HERE ARE SEVEN PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO PASS. DO NOT DO THIS. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

Martin and Bosco Day Button Giveaway

Life can feel a bit bleak in 2026, so I decided my Tumblr community could use a bit of fun. I'll be giving away Martin and Bosco Day buttons! The awesome design is by @stinkybrowndogs.

I'll be covering the shipping costs, so the final number of winners will depend on postage, which I'm still working out. I'm doing my best. XD

To Enter: Reblog this post. That's it. You do not need to follow me and be subjected to my weird posts.

The fine print:

One entry per blog.

Winners will be randomly selected on June 21, 2026 at noon (Toronto time).

If you're selected, I'll contact you through Tumblr Messages to arrange shipping.

Due to shipping costs, this giveaway is limited to residents of Canada and the United States. I apologize to my international friends!

If you're selected, you'll need to share your name and mailing address with me so I can mail your button.

I'm eternally delighted that Martin and Bosco have their own Tumblr holiday.

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Rest in peace, Anthony Head 🕯