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@quiet-catnip
We’ve learned a lot from how the internet has treated Marie kondo, but my favorite thing was the invention of this phrase “people who think having a full bookshelf is a substitute for a personality” as it is something I haven’t been ae to articulate before this
which is apparently everyone who’s added some comment along the lines of “if she tries to take my books i’ll cut her” to this post
you’d think having all those books would teach yall to use more than 1 brain cell
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my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”
me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”
listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it
thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:
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can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god
mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband
dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN
fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance
me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]
the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]
me:
Me, trying to get rid of anything that doesn’t spark joy: Ugh I’m such a dumbass I should throw myself away.
Marie materialising in my room: Yes, this negative attitude doesn’t bring you joy. You should thank it for getting you through your past traumas but you no longer need it or want it so it should go.
Good work guys
it’s 7 am…. good morning everypony
How the fuck did this get worse
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i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired
so yeah i met identical triplets today
(source)
body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
me: [sticks one leg out]
body: perfect
Demon to my now exposed leg:
when all your favorite people are online
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but can a neurotypical person do THIS [immediately forgets what i was talking about]
MOB: *hits 100%* due to personal reasons im gonna go ape shit
