Splendid Sickness

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[ID: Bill, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer standing in the alley holding energy swords from the halo series in place of their usual beers. /end ID]

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

*tearing my shirt off, groaning and twisting painfully like I'm about to turn into a werewolf* I need a kissy

Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

second tweet in as many weeks to go nuts on tumblr AND twitter…….boocanan brand is global