not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

Not to sound like hello kitty but eating cookies with your friends is lowkey a vibe

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

Can you not joke about puppets my nephew was killed by a haunted puppet and it honestly hurt me more than his mother