feminist babe

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

If you want an estimate, just think a dollar will have about a dime in taxes.

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

this post literally got me my new job

please dont ask anyone out as a joke or a dare on valentines day that isnt funny 

hey who knows where that horribly fake story is where the guy says he joins a japanese class and flirts with some girl in japanese and stands up to a jock and the teacher says “remind me to give you both an A for the semester”

come thru pls

I FUCKING FOUND IT. AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF SEARCHING

thanks I hate it

Literaly the worst thing I ever read.

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

The entire family is filled with horrible, delusional idiots

its 2:31am. im thinking about the fact that ive never met a woman who hasn’t been treated like shit by a man. u ever think about that? u ever think about the fact that its a defining experience of womanhood to be subjected 2 the cruelty of men? that every woman knows that fear, that pain, that anger, that sadness? nothin breaks my heart more than that

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

Call me baby girl or princess and I will probably melt in your hands and be yours

the future knows how hard you are trying now and is waiting to welcome you with open arms because everything you have gone through or are going through will soon be infinitely better.