welcome to mulberry street

I love buffy summers so much. she genuinely thinks that if she wasn't the slayer she would be normal. girl I'm so sorry to tell you that the freak is in your blood and chosen or not you never would've escaped that

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

“i’m still single cause my standards are too high” <- girl who won’t date a porn addict

my impossibly high standards are: doesn’t watch porn, has hair, in decent shape, is nice to me

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

tumblr user puppygirlsisterrapist1488: it’s pride month and tumblr is literally killing us (banning our porn blogs) donate to my gofundme