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this is a perfect time capsule of whatever year this is from: pmmm, icarly jokes, tumblr photosets glitching, everything with eyes being tagged scopophobia

*opens a bag of hot cheetos at a funeral*

Everyone else: W… what’s that crinkling noise coming from inside the coffin

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

My fave part of Naruto is when Lee shows up with his bowl haircut and kicks Sasuke’s ass dirty in front of his only two friends and then kicks Gaara’s ass Infront of a whole stadium and his family.

I told my friend I wanted to get back with my ex a couple years ago and she told me “like a dog to it’s own vomit 😔” and theres still a patch in my scalp

*trips over my low self esteem*

yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts

the selena stans reblogging this…..i wouldn’t

Selena was an idol. May her soul Rest In Peace.

Andrew…… they mean Selena Gomez……

Who?