Yeehaw

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

scroll for me my angel of blogging

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel