a mighty fine life

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

my friend and i had to leave an ice cream shop once because a small child who sounded exactly like JFK ordered some rum raisin and we couldn’t fucking handle it

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

It just keeps going

why is this tagged mature content

You know how we on Tumblr play with images like dolls Tiktok is doing that with videos and I appreciate that.

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street