a mighty fine life

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

Joy and whimsy not detected! Being overworked is not joyful nor whimsical!

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

sometimes it's important to injure the character

maim them even

God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips

im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.